There are three keys to keeping every guy happy in a relationship. That is it no more no less, if you have these three things we pretty much can not complain about life at all. They are in no particular order...
1. Food- If you feed us we will always be happy to know a delicious meal is waiting for us.
2. Sex- A consistent sex life will keep us faithful and most importantly faithful.
3. Do not Bitch- Bitching is a sure fire way to put us in a bad mood, if you want us to do something use #1 or #2 above as leverage or just try having a conversation with us. Bitching is like an automatic buzz kill and us men do not like it.

Now some of you maybe thinking what about a job, humor, conversation, or "hotness". That's all unimportant and let me tell you why.

I have heard of plenty of my friends who have a girl with a great job but is a major bitch and doesn't cook, double whammy, who cares she's going to come home from her great job bitch about it, what you did that day and not want to make any dinner.

Another favorite (and I've been caught in this trap) is that of hotness, she is so good looking she lights up a room but he doesn't cook, trust me it sucks and is overrated, you'll be making her dinner and that is no good.

So ladies abide by my three rules and your guy will be super happy, but make sure he appreciates you. Guys if your lady does all three of these your in an elite status and do everything in your power to appreciate her and make sure she wants to stay around.